‘I hated everything about it’: 29 people share the worst movies they saw in 2023

Although 2023 brought us some pretty big box-office hits – the so-called “Barbenheimer” and The Super Mario Bros. Movie, for example—not everything people have watched in the past year is equally noteworthy. Ask anyone who’s sat in front of a screen at least a few times and they’ll rank them for you, from what they liked the most to what they liked the least or maybe even found quite disappointing.

Members of the “Movies” subreddit recently discussed disappointing works of cinema after user “Starless Princess” started a discussion about it. The OP said that they tried to give The portable door (he ended up regretting the decision) and thought I’d ask what was the worst thing fellow redditors watched in 2023. Scroll down to find their answers in the list below and see if they match your “Never” list I never watched that again”.

*Expendables 4* is a movie that exists to make *Expendables 3* feel better.

FilmMike007 , IMDb Report

'I hated everything about it': 29 people share the worst movies they saw in 2023 Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, just a disaster

in/skuzzy87x:

Here’s the thing though. I’m a lover of bad movies. Especially horror movies. And I always finish what I start, no matter how much pain it may be to get through it.

I didn’t last 25 minutes. Absolute rubbish.

tricks7 , IMDb Report

'I hated everything about it': 29 people share the worst movies they saw in 2023 **Napoleon**. Badly directed, bad editing, bad writing, bad sex scenes, bad fights and bad story. He had nice suits, I’ll give him that.

u/hundred horses:

Napoleon, not only the worst movie I’ve seen this year, probably the worst movie I’ve seen in my entire life. Certainly the most disappointing.

Litany of historical inaccuracies aside, the movie is just plain bad. It’s boring and there’s no context to anything that happens.

Joaquin Phoenix is ​​too old to play Napoleon and his acting was bad.

We’ve got a trailer for a spectacular Gladiator-esque Napoleonic action flick. What we got was a boring, weird and historical 3 hour mess of autistic Napoleon.

Comstar , IMDb Report

'I hated everything about it': 29 people share the worst movies they saw in 2023 Quantum mania. It just stripped the heart and soul out of the Ant-Man franchise while destroying one of the best relationships in the MCU.

But we get a script cobbled together from the scraps of the Rick and Morty writers room.

ithinkther41am , IMDb Report

'I hated everything about it': 29 people share the worst movies they saw in 2023 Meg 2 – I like Statham and I don’t mind simple movies – but this one was too dumb

65 – I don’t remember much – but I gave it a 5 on IMDB. So it can’t be great

1hate2choose4nick , IMDb Report

'I hated everything about it': 29 people share the worst movies they saw in 2023 The worst movie I’ve seen that came out in 2023 was Spy Kids: Armageddon. I don’t know why I watched this movie either, I guess I like to torture myself.

BBenison9 , Netflix Report

'I hated everything about it': 29 people share the worst movies they saw in 2023 Damn, I love you Charlie Day, but Fool’s Paradise was the worst movie I’ve seen this year. Man, it hurts to say it.

jet star3 , IMDb Report

'I hated everything about it': 29 people share the worst movies they saw in 2023 The New Exorcist. The writing was lazy, the jump scares were half-baked and didn’t work, the editing was choppy and annoying, the callbacks were forced and unnecessary. The worst part was that it was boring as hell. I hated everything about it.

devitosmagnumdong , IMDb Report

'I hated everything about it': 29 people share the worst movies they saw in 2023 Leave the World Behind – I stopped watching it 20 minutes into the movie.

Knock in the booth – I watched it for about 30 minutes, I thought yes, Ooh it has potential, it can be improved, no, I accidentally left it running in the background

Bluebutteyfly , IMDb Report

'I hated everything about it': 29 people share the worst movies they saw in 2023 This Ana de Armas/Chris Evans spy film. I don’t even remember the name. My wife was excited to watch it and even she was blown away by how bad it was Edit: Spooky. Thank you reddit for reminding me lol

by Dan Gabriel:

As soon as they said the goal was to recover a list of passwords, the IT guy in me couldn’t watch anymore. Apparently my checking account is more secure than our most important national secrets.

iceman333933 , IMDb Report

'I hated everything about it': 29 people share the worst movies they saw in 2023 Netflix’s Heart of Stone is literally one of the most boring movies of all time. It just feels generic from the start, and by the end I feel like I’ve been drenched in boring juice

Larry_Version_3 , IMDb Report

'I hated everything about it': 29 people share the worst movies they saw in 2023 The Equalizer 3.

Denzel Washington spends 80% of the movie sitting in a chair drinking coffee, 15% walking around an Italian village like he’s on vacation, and only 5% of action scenes that make his pulse go over 60 BPM.

Aerowolf1994 , Sony Pictures Entertainment Report

'I hated everything about it': 29 people share the worst movies they saw in 2023 The Creator.

So many special effects are wasted on such poor writing. And it COULD have been great. The premise was good, quite interesting. The execution of the story was funny.

mykepagan , IMDb Report

'I hated everything about it': 29 people share the worst movies they saw in 2023 Lion-Girl (2023), this whole movie was like if Power Rangers had an even lower budget. I’m pretty sure the making of this movie was just an excuse for Tori Griffith to bare as much as she could (which hardly helped the movie). The action scenes were bad, the special effects were bad and the story was very predictable and it felt like someone took the worst manga they could find and made a script out of it.

richard1177 , Cleopatra Entertainment Report

'I hated everything about it': 29 people share the worst movies they saw in 2023 I thought Expend4bles was complete crap from start to finish, but there was a bit of salvation with the choreographed battle / shootout on the ship’s deck. I mean, none of them are particularly noteworthy, but at least the first couple were *fun*. You can sit back and watch your old action heroes shoot a mini gun. That was *dead*.

However, a few weeks later I saw Sumotherhood, which is a sequel to Anuvahood. I doubt they mean anything to any non-British people here, but they are f***ing pictures of British crime dramas. What an absolute disgrace of a film, an appalling pile of crap. It followed the guise of “If I’m loud, I must be merry.” Sick clock.

BigBeanMarketing , Paramount Pictures UK Report

'I hated everything about it': 29 people share the worst movies they saw in 2023 The killer

Either I didn’t get it or it was just an action movie without any action.

I admit I had some expectations, David Fincher / Michael Fassbender / Tilda Swinton… Great cast and director. But I was bored during the movie.

Keener , IMDb Report

'I hated everything about it': 29 people share the worst movies they saw in 2023 Bo is afraid. It’s billed as an absurd black comedy, and it’s neither of those things.

Kangaroo , IMDb Report

'I hated everything about it': 29 people share the worst movies they saw in 2023 I recently happened to watch The Portable Door, attracted by the interesting cast and the promise of a light, adventure fantasy story, but I didn’t enjoy it at all and regretted trying it. Felt like a complete waste of time.

StarlessPrincess , The Jim Henson Company Report

'I hated everything about it': 29 people share the worst movies they saw in 2023 I haven’t seen many bad movies this year, and in fact I’d say I’ve only seen one. I know it’s definitely not the worst movie of the year, but as far as the worst movie I’ve seen this year, I’d give it to Insidious: The Red Door. I was excited to see what they would bring to the table to end this storyline and it was so boring, unoriginal, boring, lame, poorly written and poorly paced. No hate to Patrick Wilson, I hope his next movie he directs is great and I love him as an actor but this was just bad and honestly really disappointing. Other than Insidious, I haven’t seen a single movie that was “bad”, and the movies I would rank just above it get a “watchable” rating from me

It should be noted: I didn’t watch Blood and Honey, Thanksgiving, The Nun 2, The Invincibles 4, Bo is Afraid, and other movies that most people usually mention.

CricketKiran , IMDb Report

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