Ok, I have a new obsession: famous men holding coffee. Or, err, you go to the slopes trying to drink coffee standing next to a coffee mug. It’s adorable. We all know Ben Affleck is the king of coffeebut did you know there is MANY other famous men who also have no idea how to hold the fucking cup?
I think part of my fascination is to see celebrities – aka very rich, hot men – doing mundane everyday tasks. I thought rushing to the local Starbucks with your bag falling off your arm and your pants falling down at 8:55am to try and get a fancy iced coffee before your 9-5 was just a thing we I did. (Us, like normal people who don’t act in movies or own a fucking mansion, lol.) Do celebrities also mow the lawn, order takeout, and take out the trash?!?!??!? !
Below, find some pictures of famous men with coffee it will leave you scratching your head or wondering why that person who wears ill-fitting clothes and slippers in broad daylight is more famous than you.
Oh, speak of the devil. Can someone explain to me what the hell I’m looking at? Is this a folder or an optical illusion? Does Justin have three arms or am I tall? I’m mostly confused as to why he couldn’t just stick his damn hand in the hole where he was supposed to go in, but I’m glad you had your morning coffee honey. 2/10.
Ah, our king!! At least he’s not spilling it in the backseat of his car or trying to carry three at once like he usually does. Is it just me or does he look a little tense here? Benny boy you need a massage after you drink! 4/10.
I haven’t thought about A-Rod since he and J.Lo broke up, but TBH, it’s a whole vibe. I would actually wear this so I’ll give this a 10/10. No notes.
Jeremy Allen White
Honestly, 8/10. He doesn’t even touch it, but IDC — it looks hot.
Six points for holding two at once and three points for making me wish I was that coffee mug, so 9/10 overall.
Check out Joe with his little cup holder swinging in the wind! It’s so sweet. I’d give it 7/10, but deduct a point for his breakup with Sophie Turner. (I know this has nothing to do with this photo, but shut up, I don’t make the rules.)
1/10 because I’m bored. Nick, you make millions, you look too normal. My two biggest criticisms are 1) you forgot your sunglasses and 2) are you holding them by the LID? OK, risk taker.
WHO HURT THIS MAN?? He looks like he’s going to crush that cup of coffee in his palm like the fucking Hulk. David, blink twice if you’re not ok!! We’re here for you, boo! 3/10 because I’m scared.
Why is he so cool? It’s annoying. I’ll give you a 9/10 for that Louis Vuitton mug, but I’ll take a point off because I’m jealous.
He can do more than just dance!!! He can balance coffee cups like a pro. Okay, it gets an 8/10 for not spilling it, but also because that iced matcha latte looks GOOD.
Another costume I would definitely wear but I don’t understand why there is no lid on this cup??? This is a danger to the whole appearance. 4/10.
joe jonas (part 2)
WHO BROUGHT THIS GUY BACK HERE AGAIN? 1/10 because this laptop is 100 percent going to break if he doesn’t fix things. We hope you have AppleCare.
5/10 because I’m impressed with the fact that there are ZERO spills after he rushes out of his car with it. We love to see coordination!
Another double stacker. Wow, men are SO strong. 3/10 for lack of creativity.
Overall mood. It’s legal for me to be asked to do anything in my job at the FT from Monday to Friday. Colin just gets it. 9/10.