My new obsession is celebrities holding coffee

Ok, I have a new obsession: famous men holding coffee. Or, err, you go to the slopes trying to drink coffee standing next to a coffee mug. It’s adorable. We all know Ben Affleck is the king of coffeebut did you know there is MANY other famous men who also have no idea how to hold the fucking cup?

I think part of my fascination is to see celebrities – aka very rich, hot men – doing mundane everyday tasks. I thought rushing to the local Starbucks with your bag falling off your arm and your pants falling down at 8:55am to try and get a fancy iced coffee before your 9-5 was just a thing we I did. (Us, like normal people who don’t act in movies or own a fucking mansion, lol.) Do celebrities also mow the lawn, order takeout, and take out the trash?!?!??!? !

Below, find some pictures of famous men with coffee it will leave you scratching your head or wondering why that person who wears ill-fitting clothes and slippers in broad daylight is more famous than you.

Justin Bieber

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Oh, speak of the devil. Can someone explain to me what the hell I’m looking at? Is this a folder or an optical illusion? Does Justin have three arms or am I tall? I’m mostly confused as to why he couldn’t just stick his damn hand in the hole where he was supposed to go in, but I’m glad you had your morning coffee honey. 2/10.

Ben Affleck

LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 20: Ben Affleck is seen on March 20, 2019 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by BG004/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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Ah, our king!! At least he’s not spilling it in the backseat of his car or trying to carry three at once like he usually does. Is it just me or does he look a little tense here? Benny boy you need a massage after you drink! 4/10.

Alex Rodriguez

NEW YORK, NY - JULY 15: Alex Rodriguez walks in Soho on July 15, 2021 in New York City.  (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)
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I haven’t thought about A-Rod since he and J.Lo broke up, but TBH, it’s a whole vibe. I would actually wear this so I’ll give this a 10/10. No notes.

Jeremy Allen White

LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 22: Jeremy Allen White is seen on August 22, 2019 in Los Angeles.  (Photo by Hollywood To You/Star Max/GC Images)
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Honestly, 8/10. He doesn’t even touch it, but IDC — it looks hot.

Jacob Elordi

NEW YORK, NY – SEPTEMBER 10: Jacob Elordi is seen on September 10, 2020 in New York City.  (Photo by Jose Perez/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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Six points for holding two at once and three points for making me wish I was that coffee mug, so 9/10 overall.

Joe Jonas

NEW YORK, NY – DECEMBER 08: Joe Jonas is seen on December 08, 2023 in New York City.  (Photo by Ignat/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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Check out Joe with his little cup holder swinging in the wind! It’s so sweet. I’d give it 7/10, but deduct a point for his breakup with Sophie Turner. (I know this has nothing to do with this photo, but shut up, I don’t make the rules.)

Nick Jonas

NEW YORK, NY – DECEMBER 09: Nick Jonas is seen on December 09, 2023 in New York City.  (Photo by Ignat/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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1/10 because I’m bored. Nick, you make millions, you look too normal. My two biggest criticisms are 1) you forgot your sunglasses and 2) are you holding them by the LID? OK, risk taker.

David Harbour

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 18: David Harbor looks casual as he goes for a solo coffee again on February 18, 2021 in London, England.  (Photo by Neil Mockford / Ricky Vigil M/GC Images)
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WHO HURT THIS MAN?? He looks like he’s going to crush that cup of coffee in his palm like the fucking Hulk. David, blink twice if you’re not ok!! We’re here for you, boo! 3/10 because I’m scared.

Pharrell Williams

PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: Pharrell Williams is seen wearing a Louis Vuitton denim set, a Louis Vuitton mug, Tiffany & Co diamond shades and a Louis Vuitton yellow croco leather Speedy bag outside Dior Homme during the Spring Summer 2024 Menswear as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2023 in Paris, France.  (Photo by Jeremy Moeller/Getty Images)
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Why is he so cool? It’s annoying. I’ll give you a 9/10 for that Louis Vuitton mug, but I’ll take a point off because I’m jealous.

Pasha Pashkov

LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 10: Pasha Pashkov is seen drinking coffee on November 10, 2023 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by MEGA/GC Images)
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He can do more than just dance!!! He can balance coffee cups like a pro. Okay, it gets an 8/10 for not spilling it, but also because that iced matcha latte looks GOOD.

Tobey Maguire

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 4: Tobey Maguire is seen walking and having coffee on April 4, 2022 in New York, New York.  (Photo by MEGA/GC Images)
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Another costume I would definitely wear but I don’t understand why there is no lid on this cup??? This is a danger to the whole appearance. 4/10.

joe jonas (part 2)

NEW YORK, NY – NOVEMBER 26: Joe Jonas is seen on November 26, 2019 in New York City.  (Photo by BG024/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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WHO BROUGHT THIS GUY BACK HERE AGAIN? 1/10 because this laptop is 100 percent going to break if he doesn’t fix things. We hope you have AppleCare.

Adam Sandler

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 24: Adam Sandler is seen on April 24, 2018 in New York City.  (Photo by MediaPunch/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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5/10 because I’m impressed with the fact that there are ZERO spills after he rushes out of his car with it. We love to see coordination!

Benji Madden

LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 5: Benji Madden grabs some coffee on April 5, 2021 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by MEGA/GC Images)
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Another double stacker. Wow, men are SO strong. 3/10 for lack of creativity.

Colin Farrell

LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 14: Colin Farrell is seen on November 14, 2017 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by BG015/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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Overall mood. It’s legal for me to be asked to do anything in my job at the FT from Monday to Friday. Colin just gets it. 9/10.

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