Recently, we have rounded out very ~ ruthless ~ baby names that health care workers have seen, and it turns out that many of you have even strange names you can share. Here are some interesting names that our Buzzfeed readers say they just couldn’t look at the IRL:
1“The teacher’s friend had a student named Vahgae. Speed, Maga.”
– anonymous, 67 California
“A girl named Maga because her mother heard the baby’s head passed through the vagina and thought the word is nice to her daughter”
—Anonym, 59
2.“Peds nurse here! The baby was named at an angle (parents declared him an angel because they thought it was the correct spelling of Angelo and no one fixed them).”
– Anonymous, Illinois
3.“Magnum – like condoms … It was a little girl.”
– Anonymous, 26, Georgia
4.“A little girl named” party. “
– anonymous, 43 louisville ky
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5.“I know a guy who has the legal name of his real joy.”
—Anonym
6.“I met 6 years named Pimple 🤦🏻️”.
—Anonym, 22 New York
7.“I worked for both children and adult cardiotor floors. On my PED floor, I took care of a baby named Princess Sparkle Cupcake.” A 80-year-old man named Adolf Hitler on his adult floor. I really felt both of them. “
– anonymous, 42 oklahoma
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8.“The teacher here-I have a student named LA (supposedly la-dash-uh).”
—Anonym, 42, WA state
9.“Retired nurses share the craziest baby names: Shitonya (Shuh-Tawn-Oya) and syphilis (sigh -phil -iss).”
– anonymous, 53 ky
10.“Worked at the HR car parts factory and kept a list of unusual names. Triplets: Tequila, Margarita. There was something named Demon.”
– Anonymous, 65, USA
11.“A friend will send us the craziest names from their work and delivery time. My favorites were twin boys named Leonard and Bleonard.”
—Anonym
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12.“A boy named Raptor.”
– anonymous, 35, Seattle
13.“I met Gerry and Terry Christmas with girls named Merry and Touch.”
—Anonym, 48, NC USA
14.“Chanel because it was no. 5 birth order. 😂”
—Anonym
15.“Benign (better than malignant, but still …)”.
—Anonym, 48, New Orleans
16.“I worked in the college in the local school district to implement a new student and staff record system. One of the student names was gloomy. Said Nas-Mo-King.”
– Anonymous, 36, Mississiphese
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17.“My son has a classmate called the bottom.”
—Anonym
18.“I know three brothers named Hunter, Beau and Aero.”
—Anonym
19 ..“The girl worked at the grocery store in the milk aisle, and she was named a velveta.”
—Anonym
20.“I was on the playground with my daughter. She made friends with the child. The father said his son’s name was a spider. My daughter thought she had seen a spider and ran behind the hills (she was afraid of mistakes).”
—Anonym, 42, New York
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21.“When I was a cna, I helped a new mom. She couldn’t wait to tell me her baby’s name, but said she had to write for me first. On a dry eraser board she wrote La-a. I asked how she said La-a. She said, “It’s easy! Ladash.” She wanted you to say a dash.
—Anonym, 53 – Reno, NV
22.“Courtney, but written by the Quarter.”
– Anonymous, 45, Chicago
23.“My mother was a nurse and said that a new mother had heard the staff to discuss what was called ‘mekonium’. She liked it, so she called her her daughter.
—Anonym
24.“During the cruise, the employee was appointed ABCDE-SU-DEE.
—Anonym, 44, New York
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25.“I met a little girl in North Carolina named Shithead. Mom said she was said to be.”
—Anonym
26.“Concresha – Baby was born in the parking lot.”
—Anonym, 33 Nicu Colorado in the US
27.“In high school, I was a girl above me, her name was Holly Kost.”
—Anonym, 47, Harrisburg Pa
28.“Two children in the day care institution: Holla and Thang. They were siblings. They liked it.”
– Anonymous, 34, Oregon
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29.“The dinosaur goes Dino (supposedly dean-no).”
—Anonym, 35, Las Vegas
30.“I taught summer school and had my own list called a unique Payne.”
– Anonymous, 40, NYC
31.“Lazania (supposedly lizzanya)”.
—Anonym
32.“I knew identical twins named Brendan and Brandon. Dad’s name was Brendon.”
– Anonymous, 40, Virginia
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33.“My mother was in the grocery store and heard a woman with a son named a spatula.”
– anonymous, 35, Missouri
34.“I’m a pensioner.
– Anonymous, 79 California
35.“I worked for a while at the Children’s Hospital and the girl came with the name: JK_mn, and she was pronounced noel because in that letter sequence you miss” l ‘so “no L.” “
—Anonym, 31 mineapolis, mn
36.“My parents almost named my older brother browsing. When I asked why they almost chose to name it after water sports, they said the name actually came from the old laundry of the same name.”
—Nonym, 17, Minnesota
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37.“Worked in a call center, talked to a woman named Kimothy.”
—Anonym, 43, New York
38.“Brothers and sisters named Bentley (Boy) and Maserati (girl).”
– Anonymous, 44 Bendigo
39.“My grandmother was a dental hygienist and one of her patients was a little girl named the clitoris.”
—Anonym, 41 VA
40.“The 15-year-old mother wanted to name her daughter, Dia Rrhea because she sounded nice.”
—Anonym
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41.“Helped a fully grown woman whose legal name was a kitten. It was her driver’s license and everything.”
– Anonymous, 32 Ohio
42.“Worked with a woman who talked about the twins she knew, called Pete and Repeeth.”
—Anonym
Well, there you have. No name is limited !!!