Recently, we asked the Buzzfeed community members to tell us about the stupidest thing they have ever heard of what they knew. Here are the stupidest (and the funniest) things they shared:
1 “During the break’s conversation, the guy I tried to politely lower said, ‘Yes, we’ll just see what sweating.’ No buddy, we’re not going to sweat it … (he meant explanations) “.
—Anonym
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2. “A former friend did not believe in goose flying south in winter. He lived in the area (mn) where the lake was heated and the geese was there in the winter. I tried to explain, but he didn’t believe me.”
—Anonym
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3. “On the day we had yellow pages, my boyfriend wanted to buy a particular type of construction nails and couldn’t find out why every name it was named was strangely and couldn’t help him. He called nail salons!”
—Anonym
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4. “My former actually thought that a man’s penis became heavy because it contains a bone that makes it difficult. She was seriously dead.”
—Anonym
5. “My ex -boyfriend was concerned with periodic sweating in night sweat. So he was looking for him. He told me he had menopause.”
—Anonym
6. “I and my ex -girlfriend and I watched a documentary about Lucy’s cave. She was noticeably upset about something, and when I asked her what’s wrong, she replied,” It is bs, I mean how they even know their names? “I told her, ‘They found them painted on the walls of the cave.” Her answer was “oh, it makes sense.”
—Anonym
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7. “When I was in college, I saw a woman looking at the US map and asked me where the ocean is in the middle of the US. She visited relatives in Chicago, so I think she confused Lake Michigan with the ocean, but my God, girl, read the book.”
—Anonym
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8. “My former college thought that all women could just exclude breast milk as needed. He asked to try some of me, and was shocked when I told him that I really had to have a baby first.”
—Anonym
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9. “I saw a man who thought the jewelry was invented by the Jewish people.”
—Anonym
10. “Once upon a time I led a woman who came to my house, and when we entered the bedroom, she went to the back of the bed and went seriously to a small set of steps I had to make my little dog climb on the bed.”
—Anonym
11. “I once had a boyfriend (with long hair) that confidently told me that he stumbled beforehand of the hair lost before he washed it out of the sewer because it would help to crush it all and” rinse “through the sewer.
—Anonym
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12. “One guy I met confidently said, ‘India is in Africa.’ We argued before I pulled out the map.
—Anonym
13. “About two months ago, before I left home to teach English in Japan, I met a gorgeous man. We went out several times, and over time I liked him. I asked if he would visit me in Japan he replied, ‘I don’t like Chinese food. “Fortunately, I left the country and never saw him again.”
—Anonym
14. “A former friend of mine, when we were together, looked deeply confused when I told him that no, the woman couldn’t get pregnant with oral sex. At that time he was 27 or 28.”
—Anonym
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15. “I met a guy and described my roommate as a householder, and I said, ‘He lives like a monk,” and my former said, “I don’t know what it means.” I said, “You know the monk.” Nothing. We were in the middle of the twenties and he was in college. ”
—Anonym
16. “He thought the egg came out when someone finished menstruation. Like … chicken egg.”
—Bsoluftnotmoth
17. “We talked about dinosaurs and he was shocked to hear that they were real. Then he started asking me if they were really breathing. He thought the dinosaurs and dragons were the same.”
—U/Alixnkxng
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18. “When he said he would make pancakes, and then put the dry powder directly in the hot pan.”
–U/Sims5evr
19 .. “She didn’t realize that you really had to pay what you spent on credit cards. Like her credit, she had to be her monthly limit, which just restores each month.”
-U / Alfalegend91
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20. “My former asked, ‘Where does the sun go at night? “I was a wits.
—U/Vagrancyhd
21. Finally, “My girlfriend finished grade 12, we played Scrabble, and she lowered Baj, and I said,” What is it? “And she said,” Baj, as a policeman’s BAJ. “
—Anonym
What’s the stupidest thing you said someone you met? Tell us in the comments or use the anonymous form below:
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