Have you heard the news? The Texas A & M is unbeatable and the Aggies dedicated its latest 34-17 bruises over Florida on Saturday night. But even before the game was finished, one 12 man member celebrated his special way.
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Saturday after 7:00 p.m. Police of Texas A & M University announced: “Public intoxication. AGGie Park. Contacted an entity while eating a sandwich with a whiskey water vessel. BAC was .337 released ems. #Bthoflorda.”
Yes, you read that right. In our reckless blood, AGGIE alcohol was .337, about four times the legal driving limit in Texas. If that blood alcohol levels were percussion, this AGGIE will be linked to the 25th career percussion average, just behind the Famers Hall Nap Lajoie and Mr. himself. Padre, Tony Gwynn. Most of the answers to the Texas A & M University Police Bulletin were planned by numbers.
“Texas’ legal limit is 0.08 in the event that someone has wondered. JFC, how is that person still alive?”, The commentator wrote.
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“Bro literally had traces of blood in his alcohol system,” another one joked.
“Get that man’s beating title 😂,” said one answer by adding a Gwynn picture.
“@Tamupolice is a really number or spelling error? I need an explanation because I don’t think .337 can be real,” the X user asked incredibly.
“That’s right. That’s why EMS was called,” the Texas A&M police replied.
Unlike many people who shared and responded to a viral record, this journalist can 100 percent. To believe that a guy in A&M game drinks a water container full of whiskey. As those graduates of August, I participated in several dubious Bagatlwates celebrations. However, a water jar full of well is read as a “freshman” behavior. At this point, the game was not even finished. I know that a trip to Northgate doesn’t cost what it used to but you couldn’t wait? Is twisted tea no longer good enough? Did you grow up in a barn? In fact, if you go to A&M, there is a good chance you were. Farmers are fighting!
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Laughter, we Chrono, we hope AGGIE, wherever they are, is fine. According to the Cleveland Clinic, the blood alcohol content of 0.30-0.40 can cause alcohol intoxication and loss of consciousness. If you are going to drink the way you hate your liver, drink water and eat more than one sandwich. No Dudes Rock is worth confiscation.
Still, I have so many questions. Was our aggie with friends and relatives? What was it a sandwich? What is the whiskey is the person filling the water container? Maker sign? Jack Daniel? Does this aggie know that Texas A & M is now in a 6-0 and 3-0 sec game, or are they still a fool-induced fool? What is a hangover treatment, higher than Wade Boggs Average? Unfortunately, for us, the Texas A&M police did not cease, though we asked a copy of the police report to find out the answers to these questions and more.
Game Day in Aggialand is always a great day to be a university police officer, and the Police Department of the A&M University of Texas has announced its name in social media, announcing the funniest and funniest arrests performed during AGGie games. Who could forget the classic like “The intoxicated thing. Released to a sober wife. Discarded. #Bthotu during last year’s Lone Star Showdown?
And yesterday’s games against Florida have presented other major events, including “public intoxication. 7 discounts. The thing asks people to buy him alcohol. Arrested. #Bthoflorida” and “mip. Nat.
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Does it blast the detailed details of the 19-year-old game day in the social media for millions of people going to the police? Probably not. But the content is a king, a tiny. And have you not heard? Texas’ A & M is 6-0 so who cares if someone is ashamed of someone?
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