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We shared an article with the wisest responses, and hundreds of people flooded our comment section with even more comebacks. Here are some of the most voted:
1. “My aunt MAGA said, ‘This might be our last Thanksgiving because of the kidnapping,’ and I said, ‘Well, that’s good, so I don’t have to live through another Trump presidency.’
-anonymous
2. “My favorite is, ‘It’s great how Trump has normalized men wearing makeup.’
—kfsuhr
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3. “I once asked a MAGA teacher which of her third graders she wanted to see deported.”
—messypunk707
4. “One person said he voted for Trump because he wanted to stop excessive government spending. I said, ‘Like his $92 million parade.’ They said they didn’t know anything about it. Convo went silent.”
-anonymous
5. “I asked them if Trump would pass a background check to volunteer at their child’s school.”
-anonymous
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6. One user said: “My 87-year-old dad was praising Trump for getting ‘gays and trans people out of the military.’ Then someone responded with this potential comeback: “So you want our army to be smaller if someone attacks us?”
—Probably poop
7. “On numerous occasions, I’ve personally had Trump supporters tell me, ‘Trump is your father,’ and I always ask them, ‘Why didn’t he pay child support?’
—smelly cowboys28
8. “My 14-year-old daughter was standing next to a 70-year-old Trump supporter who was talking about a trans person being in a church. She said, ‘My mom taught me that if something in the room makes me feel uncomfortable, I should leave.’
-anonymous
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9. “I always ask where they get their news from. They always just say FOX. Then I ask them if they have two straight hands and two straight legs? And how does that work for them?”
“They always look at me blankly and don’t know what to say. So I add, ‘You know balance is a good thing for a reason.’ At that point, they just STFU.”
—crunchygiant892
10. “My boomer boss always said, ‘That’s Biden for you,’ to EVERYTHING. Well, we had to stop ordering a few groceries because of Trump’s tariffs, and I said, “That’s Trump for you!” And he hasn’t said anything since then 😂”
-anonymous
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11. “A lady in a Trump hat and a Love Your Neighbor shirt was standing with her church group at a Fourth of July parade. I marched with my leftist group and she booed us. I went over and said I love your shirt.”
-anonymous
12. “When a woman says she voted for Trump, my very liberal white husband says, ‘I like him better than you.’
-anonymous
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13. “I asked my Trump humper father-in-law if he ever read books while in the middle of a heated argument about politics. He said, ‘Not anymore,’ and I said, ‘Well, that’s the thing, maybe you should.’
-anonymous
14. “You can’t say Biden did ‘nothing’ if Trump continues to repeal/repeal Biden-era legislation. So I say, “For a president who supposedly did nothing, Trump undoes a lot of that ‘nothing.’
-anonymous
15. “I told a co-worker, ‘You don’t even praise your mother like you praise him. How sad.’ He hasn’t mentioned Trump to me since.”
-anonymous
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16. “When they talked about how Trump was going to save the economy, I would ask them if they knew how many gold coins Judas sold Jesus for.”
-anonymous
17. “I told my Trump-obsessed colleague that Kamala did something wrong (actually it was Trump), and he said, ‘That’s why he couldn’t be president.’ When I revealed that it was actually Trump, he went silent.”
-anonymous
18. “I had a co-worker who went on and on about what a great job Trump was doing. My other co-workers and I just kind of rolled our eyes. One night she said, ‘Oh, I wish people would just leave him alone and let him do his thing,’ to which I said, ‘Like he left Obama alone about the birth story?’ She blushed and was silent after that.”
—copperpui495
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19. “Whenever I’m asked what my political affiliation is, I say, ‘It’s personal. All I’ll say is that I’m not an angry, hateful person who wants to blame other people for my unhappiness.’ It’s funny how only one group of people is offended by my answer.”
—strange glue57
20. “My sister often used ‘woke’ as an insult. I finally told him I’d rather be awake than in a coma. I never heard that word from her again.”
—unique raptor2935
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21. “When they tell me that universities indoctrinate students to be liberal, I always say, ‘How would you know? You never even went to college.’ 🤭”
-anonymous
22. “So that guy with the concealer, lift, and girdle is your alpha male, right?”
—therevdrkink
23. And finally:
“‘I’ll pray for you,'” usually shuts them up immediately. They believe that the Right has a monopoly on “proper” religious beliefs.
—luckylamp57
Now we want to hear from you.
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