If you have ever worked, or more specifically, the manager has made you question you for a lifetime, you are not alone. Recently, U/Gargoyle_dream asked, “What’s the funniest thing the employer ever said to you?” The answers were smooth parts that were blurred, sad and, honestly, terrible to the fun point. So here are some of the most jaw -reducing things that people actually heard from their bosses:
1“We worked on Saturday night at 2 o’clock in the morning at some big project. I sighed and I was met, ‘God, you are crying c*nt. ”.
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-U / Oylx_za
2.“” I’m really disappointed with you. “After telling her – who forgive me a couple of weeks ago that I couldn’t cover her vacation because I had a new job.”
“It was a family business; I was the only non -family member, so I had to hit her: ‘I didn’t have a boss who would pay the accounts at the time. “For everyone else, the boss meant the father.”
—U/Whatagoodpupup
3.“I waited for me to get a physical examination before three work. The employer had no cash to cover the wages, and didn’t even bother to issue checks that week. When asked how he had to pay his mortgage, the operations manager said the guy in front of me:” You should budget better. Your finance is not my problem. “He almost struck her in the face.
—U/JRO304
4.“I was responsible for receiving a doctor’s son’s passport in less than 72 hours. This is my The devil is wearing a prada for a moment. He gave me a rolodex of his Liris and said, “No one is from the table to call.” This included personal phone numbers for many politicians. I am sure I called the senator and he got hooked with the Department of State. “
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“These were the eyes that literally everything is possible if you are rich enough or powerful enough.”
—U/ChitChat057
5.“To complain about traveling abroad during Covidide: ‘Hawaii is so boring. So many times while it ages, you can only eat Macadamia Mahi Mahi. At that time she paid me $ 15 per hour … Not exactly holiday to Hawaii’s money. “
—U/NRZ242
6.“My boss returned from a week’s holiday in Hawaii with his family and then sat down for us all to give us Christmas Prizes.” That year, the prize was a announcement that he could no longer afford to give us bonuses that most of us expect, but instead he received us “Little Hula Girl Dusters” to “have fun cleaning the store”.
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—U/edie_the_egg_lady
7.“I worked at a full -time” fruit “store and went to my manager to find out what I could do to get on my full -time. He said,” Well, Amazon hires. “You should help me develop instead of throwing me.
—O/Jhustla
8.“” Well, I see why you went out. We’ve never been going to advertise you here. “It was after I did a lot of work and sent a business offer for promotion.
“And people wonder why I can’t stand a corporation.”
—U/Ladylectra
9.“” You can also put a bullet in your brain, “said when I don’t come to my rest day.”
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“It was on the food network, in a well -known state of New York.”
—U/Anysortofperson
10.“” It is a pity that happened, but when can I expect his substitute to be on the spot? “It was from the client for about 30 minutes after I found out my superintendent had just died during the car disaster.”
—U/Schoolboi19
11.“” Employees tend to overestimate themselves. “
—U/aalaizah
12.“I just think someone’s subsidized (government -paid) housing is lazy.” “I grew up in a subsidized home.” “Well, obviously you’re fine.
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“An extra pearl of a coworker:” You are so beautiful, it’s a waste, you are gay. “
—U/Rainydays240
13.“I told my boss that I would spend a few hours of my child’s medical visit. Her answer was, ‘Don’t you have someone at home to take care of it? “” No … That would be my wife, I think she is three times above what any of us does. “
—U/without definition1474
14.“I have heard my old Gamestop district manager tells the store manager:” A miscarriage is not an excuse to skip a job. “
—U/Crassox50
15.“The head of the department of the hospital I worked for told me that I want me to die so that her granddaughter could take a position.”
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—U/Fictionalweird
16.“” The only reason I hired you was because you were tall and cute. “I was 14 and he was 30 at the end of the age of 30.
– in/Kaliara
17.“The supervisor told me not to be misunderstood with an employee who was still breaking the only printer of the group because she had big breasts. To this day I ask why I didn’t go to HR!”
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—U/Wirefixer
18.“” Your beard makes you look like a liberal. “
-U / flopshashaoobie
19 ..“I was told,” I won’t stay you. “After two months, they tried to rearrange me.
—U/32LIB
20.“Instead of pointing me with the” name of the name ” In a letter, my boss boss once approached me as “name Moron”. My true last name starts with m, but it does not sound remotely like the word moron.
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—U/instant
21.“And I quote,” I want to have you behind the balls. When I say the leap, you say how high. “
—U/Evilmold
22.“I’m an Asian and remotely worked for a company in Utah state. We were at a weekly meeting after the Orange Head, and my boss asked me,” How’s the cat’s taste? “
—U/10ballplaya
Have you ever had a boss saying something so terrible that it made you question reality? Share your stories in the comments.
Note: The answers were edited due to length/clarity.